we’ll keep it short and sweet.
Evidence shows that you are both calm and chill. So is grilled cheese. Might as well call it chilled cheese.
Pros: You have at least one pair of shoes you’ve owned for 10 years.
Cons: That pair of shoes probably has a hole in it.
That is all.
Tiger-Tamer: There’s a reason Joe Exotic ISN’T the guy for the job. Just sayin.
Action Figure Museum Curator: #1 Requirement of an action figure. Awesomeness. You know just where to find it.
Fortune Cookie Writer: Spread the love.