You’re chill, not calm. How do we know?

Maybe you way overcommitted at work but still manage to have a social life.

Or you go go go nonstop and little to nothing actually done.

You might do some self-choreographed yet completely frenetic interpretive dance while also cleaning the kitchen.

If one of the three above statements are true, we were right. Probably.

 Auctioneer: Talk fast. Maintain total control of the situation.

Kazoo Factory Worker: The enjoyment of kazooing. The sanity of someone who can handle kazoos in a large volume.

Halloween Zombie Amusement Park Person: Because there’s nothing like scaring the shit out of people for no actual reason.