…and no one knows it. Because you’re calm. But most certainly not chill.
It’s fine. Everything’s fine, that’s just the way you move through the world. And definitely the way you move through the airport.
2 hours early. Precheck. Zone one boarding.
Would you abandon your fiancee for a first class upgrade? Yes.
Was that the plan all along? *sips bloody mary* Definitely yes.
Waterslide Tester: We can’t get lost in the fun. This is BUSINESS.
Online Dating Ghostwriter: You know people better than they know themselves. It’s that simple.
Dice Quality Inspector: Gambling is a tricky business. Only a hand as meticulous as yours could handle such a thing.